I hope everyone is enjoying this time with their family and an abysmal Detroit Lions game (I'm assuming that will be the case). Here's a little diddy by The Broadways (ex-Slapstick; pre-Honor System; pre-Lawrence Arms) about how Thanksgiving is really just a disguised celebration of genocide and white European hegemony. Whatever. Who wants more turkey?

The Broadways - "Everything I Ever Wanted To Know About Genocide I Learned In The Third Grade"