I assume that training to be a competitive eater can be unbelievably expensive. Yeah, I know they drink a ton of water and eat lettuce to stretch out their stomachs, but can that really replicate the feeling of eating a dozen pies in five minutes? The problem is, who can afford that many pies?

I propose someone, not me, make a website that matches competitive eaters (CE) with extreme coupon-ers (EC). The ECs have more boxes of Fruit Loops than any man, let alone any small island nation, could eat in a lifetime. The CEs need to train so they can bring in that next paycheck. I am imagining a Match.com type of thing. Let's make it happen.